Sun
Sep
21
Another special marital moment
- Me to David: It's like you were raised by wolves (referring to something David did that I thought was rude).
- David to me: It's like you were raised by sensitive fairies. And wolves aren't a good analogy since they are socialized in packs.
- Me: Fine, it's like you were raised by monkeys.
- ... 5 minutes later out of the blue
- David: Actually it's like you were raised by salamanders, they're sensitive to environmental change; or oysters! You were raised by salamander oyster hybrids!
- Me: You were still raised by monkeys.
